The C Files

Porky the pig - 26 (paoli, burbs, west chester, kop)

As the title says, I am quite the porker but I am not going to hide it, it is what it is. i am not proud of it and I am trying to change it. So it you can get past that fact I am fat and want to chat that would be cool with me. I am 26, white male in Paoli. I work in King of Prussia and love my job. I travel often back and for to NY, my family is from there. I come from a conservative back ground and I am a Christian. I do not smoke, drink or do drugs. I am looking for a fun, nice girl that would like to hangout and just take it slow. Become friends first and just enjoy each others company before anyting serious. So let me know if you want to chat. Thanks

hungry for a Thik n Juicy BBW playmate - 40 (phila)

nice n mild gray day out there,just hanging out trying to decide
if im going to get some work done or,maybe hoping to link up
with a soft n kurvy girl,possibly get a bite and see if we click.

me„
heres the blunt,im 190lbs/husky,im white,very anglo!(lol)6feet-2inches tall
muscular,can even feel a six pak under my husk!im clean n healthy,very
energetic,pretty relaxed and hemp friendly,but not a pressure or requirement
at all.

so„whats up?

yeah„thats me,in all my splendor baby!

carrot sticks? - 28 (philadelphia)

looking for someone to eat carrot sticks naked with. please be ugly

:)

Let me eat you out tonight, this is real - 27 (West Chester)

Good Evening,

So I’m hanging out at home and I’m a little horney, I know that asking for sex isn’t going to work, there has to be a chemisty between too people so I guess I’m looking for someone who wants to hang out, we can watch movie, pay Wii, and see how things go, no pressure. If you’re interested let me know. I’m 6’2”, brown hair, blue eyes, average build, and waiting to enjoy some good company.

Talk to you soon.

looking for a girl with big 80’s style hair - 40 (Delco)

I was looking at some photos from a reunion I was at and I saw alot of photos of the girls back in the 80’s with their hair all teased out and all glammed up. I have to admit I think I have a little bit of a fettish for the big hair thing especially…….the blondes! 
Wow! I am almost going nuts looking for a girl who will tease her hair out for me. Im a handsome and sucessful single father, fun, charming, and exciting. I know Im a good catch and do just fine dating, however I must have the big blonde hair! If you can do the makeup thing too thats a big bonus. 
Right now I dont care how old you are, married or single, or how fit you are, just don’t be dog ugly or excessivly large and be disease free. 
If you were a big hair chick back in the day or if you think you can pull off the look that would be awsome. 
If your into this even a little I would like to hear from you even if you dont want to go all the way to the sack with me …although that is my goal and if we meet I will be sexually agressive towards you. Also a photo with big hair is not required but would be appreiciated, However I will definatly want to see a pic of you with or with out the big hair thing. 
Remember girls the bigger the better, the longer the better and the blonder the better. If you can do this for me and please me, in return I will give you awsome sex Im the type of guy who has been with enough women to know how to please them and can go for quite a while and a few times over….Especially if you have that awsome hair that drives me absolutly CRAZY! 
your pic gets mine or send me a pic and block your face if you like

eHarmony Sucks - 25 (NE philly)

eHarmony says they can’t match me to anyone, after like a freaking hour or so filling out their stupid survey. Anyone want to get drunk and do some drugs? All I want is to do a line off some hot chicks rack, what’s eHarmony have against that??

pussie eatr - 26 (ne)

jus lookin 2 eat some pussie asap whereva i can host i can pik u up i will give mah numba 2 seriuos replyes

Looking for cool, attractive girl - 20 (Philadelphia)

Whats up ladies. I’m looking for a cool, attractive girl so if that’s you send me an email with a picture. Place “craigslist ad” in the subject heading so I know you’re real.