September 1, 2009
Seeking slow, not bright, almost retarded - 36 (Phila) I know you are out there. You are a mid-20 something or early 30 something woman who don’t know what she wants, don’t know what she needs but knows she want something in her life. You did the one night stand thing and you liked it but you felt cheap. You know he didn’t as he was bragging to his friends. You should be cute, can’t be hot as that would never happen. You should be employed. Like a level or 2 over starbucks at a job you think you really like but it’s going to go no where until when you come in and find that your best friend there got you fired after she wanted your shift and going down on the manager seemed to help. Didn’t matter if the manager was another woman to her, she got her way. You live in a small apartment, you might talk to your family here and there. You have female friends and you do girls nights out. Sometimes you get drunk and kiss each other in bars and giggle about it. But deep down you feel that urge to do it when your sober and just know if you did, you’d never be able to explain to your bother why your breath smells like, so good. Thanks bitches

Seeking slow, not bright, almost retarded - 36 (Phila)

I know you are out there. You are a mid-20 something or early 30 something woman who don’t know what she wants, don’t know what she needs but knows she want something in her life. You did the one night stand thing and you liked it but you felt cheap. You know he didn’t as he was bragging to his friends.

You should be cute, can’t be hot as that would never happen. You should be employed. Like a level or 2 over starbucks at a job you think you really like but it’s going to go no where until when you come in and find that your best friend there got you fired after she wanted your shift and going down on the manager seemed to help. Didn’t matter if the manager was another woman to her, she got her way.

You live in a small apartment, you might talk to your family here and there. You have female friends and you do girls nights out. Sometimes you get drunk and kiss each other in bars and giggle about it. But deep down you feel that urge to do it when your sober and just know if you did, you’d never be able to explain to your bother why your breath smells like, so good.

Thanks bitches